You probably wonder what I am doing in your bedroom in the middle of the night in my pj's. I let myself in your apartment and hope you don't mind. There is a weird story as to why I am in your room if you will hear me out. My girlfriends, including your girlfriend were at an overnight party and your girlfriend was acting weird toward me all night. She really took offense to what my pj's say. It's just a joke but for some reason she thinks I really do have something going with you. She is so insecure isn't she? She became such a cunt that I decided to leave the rest over and actually come to your place and see if you want to party with me. If I am going to be accused of doing something naughty I may as well go ahead and do it. Plus, I am going to do things with you that I know your girlfriend won't do. Starring: Heather Vahn

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